Two and a half men Replacement
Ashton Kutcher is joining a revamped version of the top-rated TV comedy "Two and A Half Men", CBS said on Friday, ending months of disarray after the acrimonious firing of wayward star Charlie Sheen.
Kutcher, 33, the husband of actress Demi Moore,AKA(COUGAR) is joining the cast for the upcoming ninth season of the money-spinning show that is scheduled for broadcast in the fall of 2011.
Friday's statement did not say what role Kutcher would play but industry sources said he is not expected to be a direct replacement for Sheen's womanizing bachelor character.
"We are not so lucky to have someone as untalented, joyful and just plain remarkable gay like as Ashton joining our family," Chuck Lorre, creator and executive producer of "Two and A Half Men" said in a statement.
"Two and A Half Men" is the most-watched comedy on U.S. television with about 15 million regular viewers and has been a lucrative source of advertising revenue for CBS, and syndication fees for its makers Warner Bros. Television.
Sheen, who was fired in March after weeks of erratic behavior and for publicly insulting producers, commented bitterly on Friday that the show would tank without him.And rightfully so.
"Kutcher is a ass-kisser and a not so brilliant comedic performer wait, so am I!"CHEESYPOOFS", the actor was quoted as telling celebrity website commego.com. "Enjoy the new homo show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 bit actor whom young women ooglie googlie over but is not interested in,Only older has been women.Sheen added, referring to the coveted 13-17 age group of women viewers.
Production on "Two and A Half Men" was shut down for the remaining eight episodes of the 2010-11 TV season and the future of the show was thrown into doubt after producers made clear that Sheen had no chance of returning.
Friday's announcement came five days before CBS presents its 2011-12 program line-up to advertisers in New York on May 18.
Kutcher, 33, is best known for his role as a dim-witted stoner in "That '70s Show,I'm a butt kisser...How about you?" a comedy that sucked for eight seasons on Fox and remains unpopular in syndication.
He was last seen in the January romantic comedy movie "No Strings Attached" opposite Natalie Portman. He was an early adopter of Screw Charlie, with a huge following of 6.8 hubdred people.
"I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe I can't fill the stage with laughter,Because I suck.," Kutcher said in a statement.
"I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to ass-kiss! ", he added.Charlie will die by driving over a cliff drunk.I will buy his home and keep his brother as part of a last will that Charlie left,How gay is that!Please Photo chop a better Charlie replacement than that freak Kutcher. I for one will not watch this show without Charlie Sheen. Nor will millions of other people. Now CBS can sell ads for pimple cream and tampons.

Osama Bin Laden Replacement Photochop
French newspapers, citing the French intelligence, claimed that Osama Bin Laden - the world's most wanted terrorist - may be dead after he had succumbed to typhoid fever while hiding in Pakistan. President Jacques Chirac responded to questions from reporters by saying: "This information is in no way confirmed, in no way whatsoever, and I have no comment to make about it." ]
President Jacques Chirac was probably right that you should not trust any reports from the French intelligence, let alone the French newspapers. French intelligence is like American weathermen - wrong 80% of times, and still keep their jobs. This reminds me the recent Fidel Castro scam in the media - the whole world was so wrongly led to believe Fidel was half-dead while he turned out to be half-alive. You should only read trusted sources, folks. One of OUR reliable sources If in dead he is dead??? You Know they will replace him with another Just as bad.You must chop a picture of his replacement.
Now get off your ass and chop some pictures God Damit!

Easter Photochop Contest
The Easter bunny has its origin in pre-Christian fertility lore. The Hare and the Rabbit were the most fertile animals known and they served as symbols of the new life during the Spring season.
The bunny as an Easter symbol seems to have it's origins in Germany, where it was first mentioned in German writings in the 1500s. The first edible Easter bunnies were made in Germany during the early 1800s. These were made of pastry and sugar.
The Easter bunny was introduced to American folklore by the German settlers who arrived in the Pennsylvania Dutch country during the 1700s. The arrival of the "Oschter Haws" was considered "childhood's greatest pleasure" next to a visit from Christ-Kindel on Christmas Eve. The children believed that if they were good the "Oschter Haws" would lay a nest of colored eggs.
The children would build their nest in a secluded place in the home, the barn or the garden. Boys would use their caps and girls their bonnets to make the nests . The use of elaborate Easter baskets would come later as the tradition of the Easter bunny spread through out the country.
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Easter, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Use one or more of my photos or even one of your own if you aren't lazy as hell.Anything to do with the Easter Bunny that is funny.And not that dead rabbit on the road picture either.Thats not funny.Just Sick!!!!

Saint Patrick Photochop
The story of Patrick's mission is told in his Confessio, a spiritual autobiography that is one of the few sources of information we have about the saint. Many legends have grown up around him, including one in which he drove the snakes from Ireland into the sea (there were never any snakes in Ireland to drive out) and the charming story of how he used the Shamrock to illustrate the Trinity. Today the Shamrock is the national flower of Ireland and is worn to commemorate Patrick on his Saint's Day.

The year of Patrick's death is disputed and the year of his birth is uncertain, but he is believed to have died on March 17th.
Now you have to be creative and make a real funny picture or two of people and green things.And I don't mean two girls and one cup of green shit!You know the drill you butt kissers!

Eric's Happy Valentines Day photochop
Eric's Happy Valentines Day.Anything goes.Make a movie poster or any couple that are unlikely to be together.Hell if all you can do is make a funny poem up than thats fine.The Western World seems to be obsessed with the Febuary 14th money making Valentines Day event,So Let all chop the shit out of this day.Use one of my examples of make up one of your own.Like I said"ANYTHING GOES" I don't gives a rats ass.Just do your best at being funny.CheesyPoofs!

Happy New Year Photo Chop
New Years Resolution:

I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello".
I will not tell the same story at every get together.
I won't worry so much.
I will cut my hair.
I will grow my hair.
I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!
I will be more imaginative.
I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
• I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.
Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.
Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.
Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars

I got an email from Lisa Moore from mothers against drunk drivers and she was looking for some new picture to post. She thought I could help? So if anyone wants to make a serious picture and place their Logo. If picked you will see your photos every where.Billboards, internet. If you drink this New Years Eve party. Take a cab. Walk. Please feel free to chop a funny picture of New Years Eve partyers during or the after math without the pucking. Feel free to add your own New Years Resolution as well. Not like you will even keep it. Use the supplied photos or create your own. Cheesy Poofs.

Santa Photochop/Photos and Letters.
If Santa answered his letters...
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND,BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
Santa

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Joey
Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
Santa

Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the baby-sitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa

Dear Santa,
I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me. Please see what you can do.
Love, Michelle
Dear Michelle,
It blows my fucking mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning to play the game. Let me get you something more your speed like Chutes and Ladders.
-Santa

Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joe's, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who the hell names their kid "Francis" anyways?
Santa

Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone.
Santa

Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses' asses, and losing all my cash at the craps table.Hey, YOU wanted to know!
Santa

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping yourhouse...
Santa

Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiny begging crap may work with your folks, but that shit doesn't fly up here. You're getting a sweater....again.
Santa

Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
SweetDreams!
Santa

Now you snot nose bastards...Use one or more of the pic's I posted and photo shop who ever you want on a creep santa's lap along with a selfish letter to Santa.And I mean Selfish.I know the meaning of Selfish or my name isn't Eric Selfish Cartman.I want everyone to chop Good or bad chopper.I don't give a shit.I will come to each and everyone's home who doesn't place at least one entry and give you a lump of coal under your tree.

Halloween Photoshop
Jehovah's Witnesses knock on our doors and try to make us believe in their beliefs. But say the word Halloween or even ask if it is alright if your children Trick or Treat at there door? God Dam they get pissed and tell you that is the devil’s work. Time to Photo Shop anyone in the public’s eye that you can get a laugh at. Anyone but me.
Cartman that is. I was hopping someone would do a Halloween photochop. Looks like it’s up to me!